Laughter is still the best medicine!

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I couldn’t help but laugh out loud when I read the following article in The Washington Post. I can just imagine how much fun the journalist had while writing it.

The true, correct story of what happened at Donald Trump’s inauguration

Here is the fair and unbiased story about the inauguration written in compliance with the Trump style guidelines that we should have been obeying all along.

Nothing that has ever happened or will ever happen was as great as Donald Trump’s inauguration.

The crowd was magnificent and huge, bigger than any crowd had ever been before! It stretched all the way to the moon. The Pope, who was there, confirmed it.

“Thanks for being here, Pope,” Donald Trump told him.

“Are you kidding? You’re my best friend,” the Pope said. “I wouldn’t miss your big day for anything!” He gave Donald Trump a big high-five.

Everyone in the world had come there at great expense. They sold all their possessions — their homes, their “Hamilton” tickets, which were worthless to them — to raise money to come and see this great sight. They could not believe that a perfect being such as Donald Trump even existed. They thought that he was a myth or a legend or a decades-long series of fabrications.

But then they saw him, and their doubts fell away.

The media was there, too, and they were very sorry. “Donald,” the newscasters said, “we were mean to you. We used to laugh and call you names. We were no better than all of the other reindeer. How can you ever forgive us?”

“Forgive you?” Donald Trump asked. “I’ve already forgotten.” He smiled a big, beautiful smile. That was just who Donald Trump was: forgiving, like Jesus, but blond.

It was a wonderful start to the day.

Everyone liked Donald Trump’s speech and the words that he used. They liked even more the part where he rolled up his sleeve and showed off his bicep. It was a great bicep. It made the Rock so upset to see it that he threw something down on the ground and said “darn.”

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19 thoughts on “Laughter is still the best medicine!

  1. You laugh now, oh yes, you laugh now. But just wait until Donald commissions someone to add his marvelous visage onto Mt Rushmore–there’s still plenty of room up there. You’ll really have something to laugh about then. Personally, I’m surprised there has been no giant golden T added to the top of the White House 😀

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  2. Put a warning on these dear. So that folks aren’t eating or drinking something when they read and do spit-takes and ruin keyboards OR choke and have to do the Heimlich on themselves… BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! And to think I had lost faith in the veracity of the media. The Washington Post rules. But not more than Cheeto. Oh no. THAT couldn’t be allowed to happen. I wonder what he’ll figure out to do to top himself…

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