A bagpiper was recently asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. The bagpiper was not familiar with the backwoods, he got lost and, being a typical man, he didn’t stop for directions. Continue reading
Why did the chicken cross the road? That’s an interesting question~!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! Continue reading
Here are some actual maintenance complaints -generally known as squawks or problems- submitted recently by Qantas pilots to maintenance engineers. After attending to the squawks prior to the aircraft’s next flight, the maintenance crews are required to log the details of action taken as a solution to the pilots squawks. The following are some recent squawks and subsequent responses by maintenance crews. Continue reading
I know its a few years old and by now everybody might have seen it. But then you never know, maybe I am not the only who crawls under a rock once in a while.
“Avoid Romans,” gets me each and every time. Continue reading
Christmas and Hanukkah parties are fun. Lots of good food in the company of people you (hopefully) like. However, here are some guidelines, so you will be able to get the most out of every Holiday party: Continue reading
Today is not my day. I am tired as a dog, my mood is a little bit on the low side and my temper and sarcasm shouldn’t be tested.
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Continue reading