Another Mother’s Day

Every Mother’s Day I want to crawl in a hole and stay there until the annual demonstration of love and gratitude toward the woman who MADE you is over and done with.

Start and Finish! No Merci!

I heard a Doctor on TV saying at this time, when we all are forced to stay at home, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start. Now or never! Time to finish old projects and calm down by doing so.

Holy Smokes!

Corona Beer is in serious trouble! Why you ask? Please, sit down, I don’t want you to faint or fall because you laugh so hard.

American beer drinkers are avoiding Corona, the beer, because of the deadly coronavirus outbreak, according to a new survey. (We cannot possibly be that stupid?)

Smart Ass Tuesday -Alcohol

“Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”

Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”

Smart Ass Tuesday

Just Kill it for Heaven’s Sake

If you come across a Mosquito in the size of a helicopter, please, be so nice and kill it. It has been in our house and bit me about 250 times in under five minutes. It deserves the death penalty -no questions asked. 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Nothing is more fun than celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in an Irish Pub. Just remember there are rules:

Trump’s first 100 days and all the wonderful changes

Much has been said and written about the fist 100 days of Donald Trump in the White House, but hardly anybody talks about all the real positive changes that have occurred. I honestly can say this has changed many aspects of my life.

The Morning After -Friday Fictioneers

Photography Ted Strutz

“They say there was a guy who could walk on water,” Bob said, and he frantically started to check his overall for his glasses.

“You think it’s his chair?” Pete asked in absolute disbelief.

Why I hired a Felon and an Addict

I had this iron rule. I would not hire anybody with a felony for a violent crime, and I would not hire an addict. And now guess what? Exactly! I hired a new helper for my workshop, and she is both. She is an addict, and she spent one year in prison for a violent crime.