A Stork, probably blinded by ice and snow flying through the European Alps without a GPS system, finally dropped me at the house of my parents 56 years ago.
Continue readingAnd then I stopped!
Tag Archives: alcohol
Another Mother’s Day
Every Mother’s Day I want to crawl in a hole and stay there until the annual demonstration of love and gratitude toward the woman who MADE you is over and done with. Continue reading
Start and Finish! No Merci!
I heard a Doctor on TV saying at this time, when we all are forced to stay at home, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start. Now or never! Time to finish old projects and calm down by doing so.
Holy Smokes!
Corona Beer is in serious trouble! Why you ask? Please, sit down, I don’t want you to faint or fall because you laugh so hard.
American beer drinkers are avoiding Corona, the beer, because of the deadly coronavirus outbreak, according to a new survey. (We cannot possibly be that stupid?) Continue reading
Smart Ass Tuesday -Alcohol
“Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”
Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
Smart Ass Tuesday
Just Kill it for Heaven’s Sake
If you come across a Mosquito in the size of a helicopter, please, be so nice and kill it. It has been in our house and bit me about 250 times in under five minutes. It deserves the death penalty -no questions asked. Continue reading
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Nothing is more fun than celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in an Irish Pub. Just remember there are rules: Continue reading
Trump’s first 100 days and all the wonderful changes
Much has been said and written about the fist 100 days of Donald Trump in the White House, but hardly anybody talks about all the real positive changes that have occurred. I honestly can say this has changed many aspects of my life. Continue reading
The Morning After -Friday Fictioneers
Photography Ted Strutz
“They say there was a guy who could walk on water,” Bob said, and he frantically started to check his overall for his glasses.
“You think it’s his chair?” Pete asked in absolute disbelief. Continue reading
