So, I am stupid?

My morning turned out great! An older man, sadly I can not call him a gentleman because he was all but gentle, called me. He had found my business number online, which he explained to me later. But first, he came straight to the point. With a hoarse voice, and without wasting any time on manners or nonsense like saying ‘Hello’ he told me he had a cigarette burn in his couch and he wanted me to come by and fix it.

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How To Buy A Gun!

United States (Second Highest Rate of Mass Shootings)

Pass an instant background check that considers criminal convictions, domestic violence, and immigration status. 
Buy a gun.
Alternative: Go to a gun show and buy a gun from a private citizen. No questions asked!

Yemen (Second highest gun ownership rate in the world, after the USA – Highest Rate of Mass Shootings)

Go to a gun market or find a seller online. 
Buy a gun.

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The Ultimate Question – When? Where?

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What time and place would I travel to if there would be a time machine? My blogging friend Peter, from Peter’s pondering, asked me that question a while back, and as so often, I didn’t have an answer right away. However, I thought I found a clever way out because he had mentioned there would be no return and a one-way ticket in a time machine didn’t seem desirable at all.

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