I remember all the crazy things I did and only smokers or ex-smokers will be able to understand this post. The terrifying moment, when we realize we are almost out of cigarettes and it’s close to midnight and time for bed. Every smoker and every ex-smoker knows how that feels when the panic starts… Continue reading
I looked at my might-do-list and there it was right on top
‘Call insurance and fight for premium adjustment’
I looked it up a few months ago, some insurance companies declare you a ‘non-smoker’ when you quit for 6 months, others after 12 months. Continue reading
CHILDRENS EXAM ANSWERS
If you need a laugh then read through these Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Continue reading
Tobacco companies call them “replacement smokers” parents call them their children.
Laws limited the advertising of tobacco products in mass media, so Fred and Barney couldn’t sell cigarettes to kids anymore…right?
Wrong! Continue reading
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The first morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees the neighbor hang up the wash outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she said, “she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs another laundry soap.”
The husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang out the wash, the young woman would make the same comment.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband,
“Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?”
Her husband said, “I got up early this morning and washed the windows.”
So, is this what I will have to do from now on? Sitting there, talking about my life, looking at my past like Meryl Streep in the movie Defending your life and being judged by hmmm, well by whom? Continue reading
Please, don’t take me (too) serious…or wait, maybe you should!
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Here are some questions. You don’t have to actually answer them, just ponder on them. Give it a try and let’s see how you do! Continue reading
Back of the Queue -Is there something you’ve always wanted to do, but never got around to starting (an activity, a hobby, or anything else, really)? Tell us about it — and tell us about what’s keeping you from doing it.
Yes, there is something I always wanted to do. I have one big dream left, I would like to open a restaurant, but a different kind of restaurant… Continue reading
The rumor that former smokers become the worst non-smokers is true after all and I am the living proof. Let’s face it; I am the most annoying ex-smoker in the making.
Can somebody please print some flyers and let me stand on a street corner? Continue reading
The happy Quitter! 