Smart Ass Tuesday

I was searching for a new vacuum cleaner, my old one had finally died, after years of abuse in my workroom. I was searching online, hoped to find a new cheap, upright-suction-wonder machine that would help me to shrink the cushion inserts.

As so often, I ended up on Amazon, and sure enough, there was a $79 vacuum cleaner with high praises for his suction power -just what I had been looking for.

I read the reviews, and when I thought I had made up my mind, I got distracted by utter madness. A customer with a two-digit IQ had asked a question and reading the answers entertained me thoroughly.

Here is the stunning question:

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Good grief! Really?

Of course, it forced people to give her smart ass answers, and some of them are brilliant.

75/23% poly cotton blend w 3% spandex- the shirt from Kohl’s “Craftique” line was initially made popular by a government mind control program centered around pumpkin spice ice cream, of all things.

monad answered on December 26, 2015

 And it went on and on from there.

 

I did buy the vacuum, and it came without the shirt. 🙂

(Source: Amazon)