Oh my, what kind of disease it? Must be dangerous. I know, I know. It must be a case of stupid, I heard it’s going around and it’s highly contagious. I went to the store the other day and the kid at the checkout grabbed the divider-thingy and asked me, if I knew how much it cost.
I stepped back a bit. I instantly knew he was infected, stupid had gotten to him. I notice it more and more. Something is eating peoples brain, so I am glad I will be put into quarantine for a whole months.
I assume it’s at home right? Like in the movies when they tell you “Close your windows, don’t open the door and don’t go outside until the danger is over.”
Quarantined for one months at home sounds good, I am all for it. What would I do. Wrong question. What wouldn’t I do? Paint my living room, restore an old chest, train the puppy, spoil my husband, blog my little heart out and read all the book on my nightstand.
I wouldn’t call it isolation, I would call it a gift. One month will be over in no time.
Inside the Bubble
A contagious disease requires you to be put into quarantine for a whole month (don’t worry, you get well by the time you’re free to go!). How would you spend your time in isolation?
The happy Quitter! 
Yep, isolation for a month ain’t nowhere near long enough… be sure to keep a can of Whuppin’ Stupid Spray at every door and window, just in case!
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Whupping Stupid Spray. Thanks, that was the laugh of the day.
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A laugh a day helps keep stupidity away! 😀
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Great post.
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Quite easily… I love my own space and enjoy my own company so no problem.. 🙂 Painting Art, Knitting, writing, cooking, I am easily entertained 🙂 ❤
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Yes me too and I don’t have too much time for myself. A months alone at home, must me and my husband it sounded tempting, just tempting.
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🙂
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You sure you’re going to do all that? You’ll be sick, you know 🙂
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I think I would love to piddle around for one month, but you are right, maybe it should be two months 🙂
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A brain-eating microbe might actually explain the level of stupidity in the world … but maybe … it’s The Aliens. I’m not sure which aliens, but it’s gotta be some aliens from somewhere, doesn’t it????
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That’s the only explanation that I can come up with. Planet Stupid maybe?
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Paint your living room? No, no! You’d have to suck in all those fumes as you couldn’t open the window! (That’s the first thing that popped into my head! LOL)
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I can open the door to the backyard can’t I? I mean the dogs will have to go in and out to.
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As long as animals can’t be carriers! 😀
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But then I don’t think animals are nearly as stupid as most humans!
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So true 🙂
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Just reading and blogging , I’m afraid!
As for stupidity, you’re right , it’s highly contagious and is never ending !
You know Italian , so I’ll tell you a Tuscan proverb:” la madre dei cretini e’ sempre incinta”……….
Hope you like it!
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Oh Gosh do I wish they would have this saying in English. It’s missing here.
“The Mother of the stupid ones is always pregnant”.
Grazie mille
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